the lazy strippers!


We are Phoebe and Georgia, we are here to fuck bitches and get naked. We are exotic dancers and cam girls, and this blog is for us to share what knowledge we have and to learn more about our profession. We love what we do.<3 Georgia's Wishlist: amzn.com/109ZNBSXABERP
Phoebe's Wishlist: http://amzn.com/w/3AWNWJ8JGE0B


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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

Source: towongfoo

rufflesnotdiets:

idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.

Source: rufflesnotdiets

Source: sugar-galaxy

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

Source: wifipasswords

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

Source: snowtorch

Iggy Azalea (Karen), Amber Rose (Gretchen), Ed Sheeren (Cady), and Waka Flocka Flame (Regina) reenact the phone call scene in Mean Girls.

Source: smaries

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

Source: urso2000andlate


Idina Menzel by Miller Mobley.

Idina Menzel by Miller Mobley.

Source: mauradortheaisles

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

facina-oris:

KRIKOR JABOTIAN SS 2014

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