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We are Phoebe and Georgia, we are here to fuck bitches and get naked. We are exotic dancers and cam girls, and this blog is for us to share what knowledge we have and to learn more about our profession. We love what we do.<3 Georgia's Wishlist: amzn.com/109ZNBSXABERP
Phoebe's Wishlist: http://amzn.com/w/3AWNWJ8JGE0B


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reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

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duckygoodness:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

Source: duckygoodness

"You’re Pagan?! Does that mean you worship Pegasus?"

parkingstrange:

I’m never riding a public bus again.

Source: parkingstrange

bigbeardedgeek:

cupcake-pv:

vvankinq:

she looks so fucking pleased with herself

I swear Kat Dennings and I need to have babies

I will sponsor that research

the passion I have for this woman

Source: supagirl

There is ALWAYS that one girl in the club….

therealkimiknox:

That literally, no one likes, has had her ass kicked by multiple girls, and still doesn’t know when to shut her fucking mouth. And this bitch decides she wants to try ME…..

hell. no. ugh.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

Source: thepoliticalfreakshow

liesintheskye:

remembering my pole dancing times

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cagna-muto:

$$$

cagna-muto:

$$$

Source: sskeptical

He only lasts 6 seconds like a vine.

Source: nickiroyale